Evil White Board

I was in a meeting at work this morning and a dry erase board fell off the wall and onto my head. A coworker accidentally popped it off the wall when he leaned back in his chair. It was a heavy board and it didn't feel very good. I also felt a pain in my neck as it impacted my noggin. Because it was a head injury my employer wanted to err on the safe side, an ambulance came and carted me off on a stretcher. I had to wear a neck brace and they strapped me to a board. I was in the ER for over 4 hours and they performed a cat scan. Luckily no major damage was done and I should live. The worst part was wearing that uncomfortable neck brace the whole time until they could conclude that I didn't have a spinal injury. Also, since I could not get up I had to pee in a bed pan while laying on my back. I had to go so badly that I was afraid it would overflow but luckily it didn't. I'm not looking forward to how I will feel tomorrow morning.
Jamie made up a song for the events of the day and played it on his guitar, he titled it, "Evil White Board."